Please Stop Talking Introvert to Extrovert Funny
Please stop talking. Simple message on a business card. Hand out to extroverts who talk too much. Plain white business card with serif font Please Stop Talking.
Funny Dog Trainer Humor Puppy Education
Funny Dog Trainer Humor Puppy Education. Witty Dog Training Quote for Pet Lover.
Sarcastic Barbecue Humor Meat Lover Grilling Funny
Funny BBQ Quotes for Men. Sarcastic Barbecue Humor Meat Lover Grilling Funny BBQ.
Need Cake Call Me Pastry Funny Bakery Humor
This Funny Baker Design is the perfect Gift for foodies who love cookies, bread, pies and cupcakes. Ideal Gift for pastry chefs and bakeshop owners.
Funny BBQ Joke Pig Chicken Cow Barbecue Humor
Funny BBQ Joke Pig Chicken Cow Barbecue Humor. Summer Grilling Season Gift for Grill Master.
Funny Nurse iology Paramedics Medical Humor
Funny Nurse Cardiology Paramedics Medical Humor. Hilarious EMS EMT Emergency Quotes.
Bigfoot Heartbeat Humor Funny Sasquatch Fan
Any Sasquatch believer will love this Bigfoot Design. Ideal Gift for a Mythical Creature Yeti Fan. Funny Squatch Mountain Ape Big Foot Legend Graphic. Bigfoot Heartbeat Humor Funny Sasquatch Fan
Catfish Pun Cat Noise Humor Kitty Fishing Lover
Sarcasm Fishing Gift for a humorous Fisherman. Ideal Gift for a Fisher and Fly Fishing Hobby fisherman. Perfect for Pontoon Captain, sailing boating and Ocean Boat Lover.
Electrician Lineman Joke Saying Job Husband Humor
Witty Electricity Electrical Engineering Quote. Funny Electrician Lineman Joke Saying Job Husband Humor.
Dating
If you’re single and hate the dating apps, consider make dating business cards to hand out at bars. Since this is a Personal Card, we’ve made it fun and interesting but also clean and modern. This design has your photo and customizable text. Look for variations of the theme in the collection below, or contact us to design something special just for you.
Funny Cartoon Automotive Mechanic Auto
Funny Cartoon Automotive Mechanic Auto Business Card. Customize this with your own business info to make it your own! Perfect for leaving a memorable impression.
Phlebotomy Humor Syringe Draw Blood Venipuncture
Nurse and Phlebotomist Gift for Medical Worker. Phlebotomy Humor Syringe Draw Blood Venipuncture.
They Call Me Mr Fix It Funny Handyman Dad Father
Cool, funny “They Call Me Mr Fix It Funny Hand” Gift for construction workers & excavator drivers. Humorous anniversary Design for friends. Suitable for vehicle, automobile, motorcycle & sports fans.
Stop Talking Funny Social
Stop Talking message business card. A funny and polite way to tell extroverts to shut up! Just hand them a note and walk away. You can customize the fonts and colors for your needs.
Funny Retired, Sunset Lake, DIY Profession Gag
Are you retired or retiring soon? This Sunset Lake and Mountains design is a great gag card to hand out to friends and family at parties or at work to let them know the big day has arrived. Works well for any profession. Great for Interior Designers, Consultants, Lawyers, Corporate Professionals, Realtors, Sales Associates, Estate Planners and more. Customize with any funny info you can dream up. Beautiful Sunset, Lake and Mountains scene with white text.
Funny Pickleball Pickel Humor Cucumber
Grab your Pickleball paddles and balls out the bag. Funny Pickle Ball Sport Design for everyone who loves the game and plays a set with a net outdoor.
Tarot Dog Walker Pet Sitter
A unique dog walker, pet sitter business card featuring a skeleton dog walker and dog skeleton. A unique style with a touch of humor. For the avid dog lover sitter who is all about dogs.
Cute Dog In Curlers Grooming Service
Cute Shih Tzu wearing hair curlers dog grooming service business card.
Stop Talking Funny Social Black
Stop Talking message business card. A funny and polite way to tell extroverts to shut up! Just hand them a note and walk away. You can customize the fonts and colors for your needs.
Cute Unique Cat Pet Sitting Service
Unique and Cute Cat Tearing through Paper Pet Sitting Service Business Card.
Funny Retired, Lake Mountains, DIY Profession Gag
Are you retired or retiring soon? This simple Lake and Mountains design is a great gag card to hand out to friends and family at parties or at work to let them know the big day has arrived. Works well for any profession. Great for Interior Designers, Consultants, Lawyers, Corporate Professionals, Realtors, Sales Associates, Estate Planners and more. Customize with any funny info you can dream up. Beautiful Lake and Mountains scene with blue text.
Create A Custom Funny Face Teacher Approval Rubber Self-inking Stamp
Create a custom rubber self inking stamp WITH YOUR FACE! great for grade school teachers, who like to add a little quirky pizazz to their curriculum. For best results, upload a photo of just your head/face with the background and everything else removed (transparent png format). image backgrounds can be erased quite easily by downloading one of the countless mobile apps available. Make sure the photo is well cropped. TIP: After uploading your face photo, If the shadowing details seem off, or too harsh or vague, simply click “customize further” at the bottom of the personalization box, and it will bring you into the design tool. click on your face photo, then click “select filter” on the upper right hand side. youll see a horizontal list with slight adjustments to the shadow depth . select whichever one looks the best, and you’re all done.
Funny Handyman Hero Craftsman Repair Humor
The perfect Gift idea for a handyman or carpenter father, husband or grandpa. Funny Christmas gift for a Woodworker or Carpentry Workshop Craftsman. Funny Handyman Hero Craftsman Repair Humor
Modern Turquoise Playdate Fun Kid Calling Friends
This Cute Fun turquoise playdate card is perfect for parents and caregivers arranging playdates. The design features playful cartoon sketches with delightful speech bubbles in a doodle style, adding a whimsical touch. The charming turquoise and black contrast make the card eye-catching and memorable. The reverse side offers customizable contact details, ensuring easy communication. Make every playdate special with a business card ideal for networking at playgrounds, schools, and community events- it’s the perfect tool for organizing delightful and engaging playtime activities. Designed with assets from
Vermiculture Compost Worm Farming Gardening
Go Green Got Worms? Zero Waste WormFarming Vermicompost movement supportive. Perfect to spread awareness of organic gardening, urban Eco gardens sustainable farms
Humorous Handyman
FIXOLOGIST – Funny title for anyone who fixes ‘things’ – carpenters, plumbers, electricians and so many others, too. Whether handyman works at home or for a business, this item makes a great gift.
Funny Duct Tape Joke Lazy Sarcastic Husband Father
Funny Duct Tape Joke Lazy Sarcastic Husband Father. Repairman Craftsman and Handyman Quotes.
Vintage UFO Alien Abduction Retro Spaceship
Do you believe in UFO and Alien Abduction? Then you will love this Science Fiction Gift. The perfect Surprise for a Extraterrestrial, Spaceship, and Galaxy Enthusiast.
"One Of My " Funny Joke
Do you wish things would lighten up? Maybe a cute and funny business card could help a little. Just ask someone if they’d like “one of your business cards” and then hand them one of these. You should at least get a smile. Very easy to personalize and insert your own information. Enjoy!
Modern Colorful Comic Book KAPOW Pop Art
A bright comic book pop art style design featuring your custom text. A cute and fun comic book themed illustration with bright colors and superhero action typography. An ideal design for anyone who loves super hero designs, comics, cartoon style illustrations, colorful action filled designs and pop art! Personalize this funny comic book style design and make it your own!
Funny Accountant Spreadsheet Joke Accounting
A funny Accounting Gift for CPA Certified Public Accountant. Perfect surprise for a laughter with friends, family and colleagues at school or work.
True Gentleman Vintage Hipster Red and Black
Hip, bold design in black, red and white color scheme. Closeup of vintage etching of gentleman sporting mustache and top hat. Premium cardstock is recommended for darker designs to insure a rich, sturdy card.
Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication)
The next time you introduce yourself, showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these business cards featuring DNA replication and the saying “Biotechnology Is In My Genes”. Memorable scientific educational fun for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry!
Humorous Title for Trout Addicts
TROUT BUM – for those who would rather be fly fishing for brook trout anytime! Picture of this beautiful salvelinus fontinalis fontinalis is from an original watercolor painting. Makes a great gift! See other trout products at the Trout Whiskers shop.
Hilarious Brain Surgery Doctor Saying
Funny Neurosurgery Quote Medical Jokes. Hilarious Brain Surgery Doctor Saying.
Cute Cupcake Baker Humor Bakery Pastry Chef
Funny Cupcake Baking Gift. Cute Cupcake Baker Humor Bakery Pastry Chef.
Rude Pottery Art Humor Sculpture Hobby
Sarcastic Ceramics Artist Gift. Rude Pottery Art Humor Sculpture Hobby. Caution I’ve been known to Throw Things.
Funny Yellow School Bus Driver Humorous
.BUSOLOGIST. Humorous title for someone who drives a school bus, works on a school bus, rides a school bus and other folks, too. Design features a big yellow school bus. Makes a great gift! Find other funny designs like this one at the Ologist Shop.
Humorous Golf Player
The humorous golfer illustration sure to bring smiles with your contact information. I hope it makes you happy . . . that is my goal and passion! ⭐You can be creative and customize all my designs by adding text, changing the background color on most designs and much more using Zazzle’s awesome design tools. Simply click on the “Customize” button. ⭐You can also “TRANSFER ANY DESIGN” onto other Zazzle products and adjust the design to fit the product if needed. If you have any questions about the design or need help, please contact me at ⭐ All other questions (shipping, refunds, printing, etc.,) should be directed to Zazzle. Thank you for visiting my store.
Funny beaver with chainsaw cartoon humor
This happy beaver is ready to build his lodge with a chainsaw. Drawn in fun cartoon illustration style!
Funny Carpenter Father Humor Woodworking
Hilarious Carpentry Gift for Woodworker Dad. I Can Build That. Funny Carpenter Father Humor Woodworking.
Retirement Gag Saying Senior Retired Husband
Retirement Gag Gifts Retirement Gag Gifts for Men. Do you know someone who is retired? Then this tshirt would make a great gift for any retired person.
Sloth Pregnancy Announcement Couple Humor
Sloth Pregnancy Announcement Couple Humor. Cute Pregnant Quote for Mom and Dad.
Funny Gaming addicted Gamers Kid Headset Humor
Funny Gamer Girls Boys Saying Husband Son Nerd. Funny Gaming addicted Gamers Kid Headset Humor.
Funny Yellow School Bus Driver Humorous
.BUSOLOGIST. Humorous title for someone who drives a school bus, works on a school bus, rides a school bus and other folks, too. Design features a big yellow school bus. Makes a great gift! Find other funny designs like this one at the Ologist Shop.
Not My Problem Retired Funny Retirement Gag Humor
A funny minimalist black and white gag gift business card for the professional who is retiring. The typography text can be personalized with your own custom message. If you do want to keep in touch, you can add your contact information on the back of the card.
Friends Don't Let Friends Have Bad Lashes Salon Referral
This funny and cute referral business card is perfect for any lash artist or beauty salon. It features the phrase, “Friends don’t let friends have bad lashes,” with instructions to your customers on how to redeem their discount, and includes your business information and logo on the back. It’s an excellent way to advertise and spark new business. The design includes a bubblegum pink hand-painted watercolor brushstroke and handwritten typography on a simple white background and pink background on the back of the card. It’s modern, artsy, trendy, minimalist, and stylish; the perfect card to attract customers. ***IMPORTANT DESIGN NOTE: For any custom design request such as matching product requests, color changes, placement changes, or any other change request, please click on the “message” button or email the designer directly at You can even email her a request for a completely custom and new design.
Direct Communication for the Verbally Excessive Calling
For those moments when words fail (or you’d rather not use your own), this business card gets straight to the point. Featuring a polite (yet firm) request of “Please shut up” at the top, followed by escalating levels of urgency: “Seriously,” “Turn your volume off,” “Shut your mouth,” “Silence,” and culminating in “For the love of God stop talking.” The reverse side features a universally understood yellow shushing emoji with a finger to its lips. Perfect for the perpetually loud talker in your life, noisy neighbors, or as a humorous way to express your need for some peace and quiet.
Bagpipe Quote Kilt Music Scotland Bagpiping Humor
Don’t Run With Bagpipes You Could Put An Aye Out or Worse Yet Get KILT. Funny St. Patrick’s Day Gift and Irish inspired kilt Design.
Funny Math Teacher Humor Algebra Mathematics Joke
Funny Math Teacher Humor Algebra Mathematics Joke.
Crawfish Boil Cook Humor Seafood Foodie
Funny Crawfish Food Cooking Quote. Crawfish Boil Cook Humor Seafood Foodie.
The Polite Way to Say "Think Before You Speak" Calling
For those moments when someone’s verbal output leaves you speechless (in a bad way), this business card offers a humorous yet direct response. The front boldly states, “I DON’T ALWAYS HAND OUT THIS CARD,” followed by “But when I do, it’s because you said something truly stupid and should stop talking.” A classic image of a woman dramatically gasping adds to the comedic effect. The pointed closing: “For the love of God, stop talking!” leaves no room for misinterpretation. The back of the card simply repeats “I DON’T ALWAYS HAND OUT THIS CARD.” Perfect for those who appreciate honesty and a bit of dark humor in their social interactions.
Happy Retirement Men Women Retired Coworker Humor
Funny Retirement Gifts for Men and Women. The ideal for Pensioner, Retiree Quote for retired mom, dad, family member and friends. Funny Retirement Quotes for Employees.
Golf Instructor Professional Humorous Simple Navy
Introducing the perfect business card for golf pros and enthusiasts alike! This humorous and modern design features a simple and minimalistic silhouette showcasing the evolution of a golfer on the front. The back displays your name and contact information in sleek navy typography against a clean white background. Whether you’re a golf instructor, caddy, or just a passionate golfer, this professional and eye-catching business card is sure to make a lasting impression on potential clients and colleagues. Upgrade your networking game with this unique and stylish accessory!.
Funny Cartoon Plumber Contractor Plumbing Service
Funny Cartoon Plumber Contractor Plumbing Service Business Card.
Stock Market Day Trading Humor Investor
Funny Is It Monday Yet. Stock Market Day Trading Humor Investor. Funny Trading Gift for Money Trader.
This is How We Roll (RV Humor)
As camping enthusiasts, we meet so many nice people during our travels. This card is designed to make it possible for new friends to keep in touch beyond the campground. It is customizeable in that you can personalize it with your own names and information.
Cool and Contemporary
A unique and modern business card, appropriate for the forward moving and creative professionals. Musicians, architects, business consultants, computer techs and more.
Physical Education Teacher Sports PE
Physical Education Teacher Sports PE. Funny PE Teacher School Education Fun.
Funny Casino Gambling Humor Slot Machine Poker Fan
Witty Casino Gamble Gift for Gambler. Funny Casino Gambling Humor Slot Machine Poker Fan. Out Of My Way I’m Going To The Casino.
Retired – – RipVanWinkle image
Change the text (your name, etc) on this delightfully humorous card showing a colorful drawing of Rip VanWinkle on a light blue background. Great for your own retirement days or as a gift to someone who is now retired.
Personalized Boundaries! Calling
Sometimes, even empathy has its limits. This custom business card in a calming teal politely states your current emotional capacity. The front reads “THERE, THERE” in smaller lettering above “[YOUR NAME]” and the direct message: “CAN NOT DEAL WITH YOUR EMOTIONS TODAY.” The reverse offers a humorous alternative to emotional support: “Please accept this card in place of a hug or any other form of human comfort.” Perfect for those days when you need to set clear emotional boundaries with a touch of humor, these personalized cards get the message across. Simply add your name!
Hunting/Camping Guide & Gear/Field Trial Trainer
A yellow Lab in camouflage. I believe this picture would be suitable (and humorous) for hunting & camping guides & gear and for handlers who train dogs for hunting and field trials.
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