
Funny Welding Job Saying for Welder
Hilarious Welding Quote for Construction Worker. Funny Welding Job Saying for Welder.

They Call Me Mr Fix It Funny Handyman Dad Father
Cool, funny “They Call Me Mr Fix It Funny Hand” Gift for construction workers & excavator drivers. Humorous anniversary Design for friends. Suitable for vehicle, automobile, motorcycle & sports fans.

Kraft Modern Minimal Green Olive Tree Professional
Kraft Modern Minimal Green Olive Tree Professional

"One Of My " Funny Joke
Do you wish things would lighten up? Maybe a cute and funny business card could help a little. Just ask someone if they’d like “one of your business cards” and then hand them one of these. You should at least get a smile. Very easy to personalize and insert your own information. Enjoy!

Hilarious Brain Surgery Doctor Saying
Funny Neurosurgery Quote Medical Jokes. Hilarious Brain Surgery Doctor Saying.

Kraft Modern Minimal Human Brain Professional Logo
Kraft Modern Minimal Human Brain Professional Logo

Retirement Gag Saying Senior Retired Husband
Retirement Gag Gifts Retirement Gag Gifts for Men. Do you know someone who is retired? Then this tshirt would make a great gift for any retired person.

Metal Detecting – Can I Detect In Your Yard
You love searching for gold, coins or jewelry? You are a proud treasure hunter? Then get this cool Can I Detect In Your Yard Gift T-Shirt now or use it as a birthday or christmas gift idea.

Electrician Lineman Joke Saying Job Husband Humor
Witty Electricity Electrical Engineering Quote. Funny Electrician Lineman Joke Saying Job Husband Humor.

Horse Riding Pony Funny Horseback Horse Lover
Perfect Gift for a horseback rider, horse owner, or rancher. I rode all day pony and horses.

The Polite Way to Say "Think Before You Speak" Calling
For those moments when someone’s verbal output leaves you speechless (in a bad way), this business card offers a humorous yet direct response. The front boldly states, “I DON’T ALWAYS HAND OUT THIS CARD,” followed by “But when I do, it’s because you said something truly stupid and should stop talking.” A classic image of a woman dramatically gasping adds to the comedic effect. The pointed closing: “For the love of God, stop talking!” leaves no room for misinterpretation. The back of the card simply repeats “I DON’T ALWAYS HAND OUT THIS CARD.” Perfect for those who appreciate honesty and a bit of dark humor in their social interactions.

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Funny Nursing Superhero Saying Typography
Vertical profile cards with a cute and comical saying. Typography text says: This superhero wears scrubs. Designed with a light blue stethescope and a big pink heart and a pink heart monitor line.

"Who the Devil are You" Victorian Calling V1
Victorian style Calling Cards with an image of a devil holding a sign that reads “I AM ______ WHO THE DEVIL ARE YOU” on the front and a place for your contact information on the back.

NOPE Funny Meme Simple Typography Cute Humorous Self-inking Stamp
Nope Funny Sarcasm Humor Self Inking Stamp – Text can be customized. Your choice of ink color. Simple modern minimalist design gets right to the point. Sarcastic inspirational / motivational satire quote makes a funny office gag gift for coworker, employee, boss, secretary, administrative assistant, office manager, teacher, etc. Add some inappropriate work humor to boring office paperwork. Funny hahaha NO meme internet slang quote. Nope not today.

Keyboard Piano Gift Music Musician Instrument
Keyboard Instrument T-Shirt for Music Lovers and Piano Players in Your Life. Artwork with Piano Keys and Notes. Wear this Shirt on your next music event, while playing the Tuba in concert.

What Character Defects Calling
What Character Defects funny recovery saying in a handwritten style font. Business cards for drug alcohol treatment professionals. Bring a smile to anyone in a step program or anyone working a 4th step. Give these cards to meet and greet the newcomers and friends at meetings, conventions, activities for step fellowships such or other recovery programs.

Stethoscope
Makes a great Tee for Medical Field, Nurse, Physician, healthcare, doctor, pediatrician, surgeon, oncologist, neurologist, therapist.

Funny Quote Overthinking Specialist
The Overthinking Specialist: Job Qualifications are listed on the back. Witty, humorous quote for fun and laughs. Trendy black and white typography. Easy-to-use template if you want to change or add more content. Funny graduate resume gag gift.

Do something you have never done inspirational quo
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Future Pilot Loading Airplane Funny Pilot
Future Pilot Loading Airplane Funny Pilot . Pilot Flight Schools Aviation Quote.

Bagpipe Quote Kilt Music Scotland Bagpiping Humor
Don’t Run With Bagpipes You Could Put An Aye Out or Worse Yet Get KILT. Funny St. Patrick’s Day Gift and Irish inspired kilt Design.

Chef Knife Cooking Saying Food Lover
Chef Knife Cooking Saying Food Lover. Funny Cuisine Quotes Restaurant Cook.

I Believe In Unicorns Rainbow Follow Your Dreams Square
I Believe In Unicorns Rainbow Cute Girls Sticker. For all those young at heart a lovely unicorn sticker, using one of my original watercolors. Add a little magic to your life!

Volleyball – funny volleyball saying
The “Volleyball – Funny Volleyball Saying” T-shirt is perfect for all coaches of a volleyball team and sports lovers. Ideal gift for birthday or Christmas.

What Do You Call A Person Who Is Happy On Mondays
Retired Gift Mug | What do you call a person who is happy on monday? Retired. | Funny Christmas gift for Retired | Retired Gift Ideas |

Modern Watercolor Pineapple & Positive Funny Quote
Modern Watercolor Pineapple & Positive Funny Quote

Funny Construction Excavator Saying Boys Toddler
Cool Building Site Vehicles for Kids. Funny Construction Excavator Saying Boys Toddler.

Beach Better Have My Money – Metal Detecting
Funny Metal Detecting Guy searching for coins at the Beach. You love searching for gold, coins or jewelry? You are a proud treasure hunter?

Funny Vasectomy Surgery Saying Adult Humor
Funny Vasectomy Surgery Saying Adult Humor. Retro Vasectomy Husband Boyfriend Urology Quote.

Personalized Vintage Aged to Perfection Square
Personalized vintage aged to perfection design could be a great gift for your friends or family member, or you can use it yourself.

Funny Chicken Sayings – Animal Farm Gift Farmer
Live on a farm and love your chickens like they’re your own children? This wonderful rooster tee shirt makes a great holiday and birthday gift for pullet farmers, poultry judge dads, moms.

Cameraman Saying walk shoot edit share Funny Photo
This funny photography t shirt is perfect for professional photographers and people that just love taking photos as a hobby. No matter if you use a vintage camera or digital camera.

Funny Vasectomy Surgery Saying Adult Humor
Funny Vasectomy Surgery Saying Adult Humor. Witty Vasectomy Husband Boyfriend Urology Quotes.

Modern Abstract Green & Orange Professional
Modern Abstract Green & Orange Professional Business Card

Funny Lemons Saying Make Lemonade
Don’t be sour, instead when life gives you Lemons make Lemonade! A sweet Positive Saying to Motivate everyone around you.

Random act of kindness
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Funny Horse Saying Gift for Horse Lover Girl
Unique equestrian clothing for anyone doing horseback riding, horse racing, barrel racing, equestrian riding. Beautiful gift for women, teen girls or a toddler who loves horses. Great tshirt present for New Year, Christmas, Valentine’s Day or Mother’s Day.

You Had Me At Meow – Funny Cat saying
A funny cat saying: You had me at Meow. Ideal surprise for every feline and cute pet lover. Show this to your kitten friends.

Lawyer In Progress Funny Law School Student
Lawyer in progress please wait Design. Funny for lawyers & law graduates who enjoy humor & funny quotes. Gift to an attorney who went to law school as a student to study a law degree.

Funny Welding Saying for Metalworking Dad
Humorous Welder Quotes for Fathers Day. Funny Welding Saying for Metalworking Dad.

Funny Choir Director Saying Choir Singing
Music Teacher Humor Gift for Musician. Funny Choir Director Saying Choir Singing.

Jet Ski Gift – Vacation Trip Beach Weekend
Do you love jet skiing in the Ocean, on the beach or on the sea on holiday at a hotel. Ideal for adventurous father, son or grandpa. Perfect Vacation Holiday Gift for Birthdays and Trips.

Vet Tech Gift Idea – Funny Veterinarian Saying
Are you a veterinarian, vet tech, or vet student? If you treat four legged friends like dogs, cats, cows, horses, goats, or exotics and reptiles – animal hospital or vet clinic – you save animals!

Funny Welder Saying for Metalworking Welding Dad
Funny Welder Saying for Metalworking Welding Dad. Look Away Mortal I’m Working.

Funny Mailman Humor Insanity Mail Carrier Saying
This design shows the image of a mail and a quote “Don’t Judge Me I Earned My Insanity Once Piece Of Mail At A Time”.

Funny 8 Ball Quote Sports Billiard Pool
Pool players will love this design. Grab your cue stick and place the rack. Show it off to any pool table game.

Funny Firefighter Sayings Firemen
Funny Quote for a Fireman Gift. Funny Firefighter Sayings Firemen. I would tap that.
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